when PMS stikes
"Can i sit here?"
Sure. I mean No.
"Are you with someone?"
No. Not at all.
"So nobody gonna use this vacant chair? So i can seat here?
No. No.
"Are you ok?"
Im not. I mean yes i'm fine but you can't seat here.
"Why not?"
Because i don't want to.
"You're rude."
Yes i am. Now leave me alone.
"Who's with you?
I'm with myself. I said leave me alone.
"You look cute."
Thanks. Leave me alone.
"What's your name?"
Lisa. Leave me alone.
"Where are you from lisa?"
"Pasig. Leave me alone."
"Do you have boyfriend?"
I don't have one. For pete's sake leave me alone.
"Why do you want me to leave you alone?"
Because i don't talk to stranger.
"We are talking."
What do you want?
"Your number."
You wish.
"You're not going to give it to me?"
Why should i?
"Im not that kind of guy lisa."
I know. You're worse.
"Someone is bitter here."
What's your name?
"Jericho."
Lets play a game then jericho. You give me 5 good reasons why should i stay here in my seat and talk to you. If i'm convinced, I'll give you my number.
"You're weird. But i like weird people like you."
Your reason?
"Fine. As you can see, I'm not that goodlooking but yes i have looks. I'm a decent man. I can take you out for dinner. I'm from a well family. And i'm not trying to hook up on you. Now where's your number?"
Now, I'll give you my 5 good reasons why i want you to leave me alone. If you're convinced walk away and don't look back. Okay?
"Deal."
First, Your handsome. I don't like handsome guys. There just pain in my ass. Second, If you're a decent guy, and you know how to be decent, you will wait for me to finish my food before talking to me. Third, I have guy friends who can take me out for dinner. I don't need another one. You're from a well family. I can see that. And you left your mom on the other table just to ask for my number. I can see clearly that you're from a well family. Lastly, You said you don't want to hook up on me. I fucking don't believe you.
"You know what lisa, You are such a bitch.
I know. Now leave me alone. And by the way, Its Arianna.
Sure. I mean No.
"Are you with someone?"
No. Not at all.
"So nobody gonna use this vacant chair? So i can seat here?
No. No.
"Are you ok?"
Im not. I mean yes i'm fine but you can't seat here.
"Why not?"
Because i don't want to.
"You're rude."
Yes i am. Now leave me alone.
"Who's with you?
I'm with myself. I said leave me alone.
"You look cute."
Thanks. Leave me alone.
"What's your name?"
Lisa. Leave me alone.
"Where are you from lisa?"
"Pasig. Leave me alone."
"Do you have boyfriend?"
I don't have one. For pete's sake leave me alone.
"Why do you want me to leave you alone?"
Because i don't talk to stranger.
"We are talking."
What do you want?
"Your number."
You wish.
"You're not going to give it to me?"
Why should i?
"Im not that kind of guy lisa."
I know. You're worse.
"Someone is bitter here."
What's your name?
"Jericho."
Lets play a game then jericho. You give me 5 good reasons why should i stay here in my seat and talk to you. If i'm convinced, I'll give you my number.
"You're weird. But i like weird people like you."
Your reason?
"Fine. As you can see, I'm not that goodlooking but yes i have looks. I'm a decent man. I can take you out for dinner. I'm from a well family. And i'm not trying to hook up on you. Now where's your number?"
Now, I'll give you my 5 good reasons why i want you to leave me alone. If you're convinced walk away and don't look back. Okay?
"Deal."
First, Your handsome. I don't like handsome guys. There just pain in my ass. Second, If you're a decent guy, and you know how to be decent, you will wait for me to finish my food before talking to me. Third, I have guy friends who can take me out for dinner. I don't need another one. You're from a well family. I can see that. And you left your mom on the other table just to ask for my number. I can see clearly that you're from a well family. Lastly, You said you don't want to hook up on me. I fucking don't believe you.
"You know what lisa, You are such a bitch.
I know. Now leave me alone. And by the way, Its Arianna.